Sent in by Dave, from a driving school in Nottingham
My pupil and I were on a normal lesson, driving down a relatively narrow road. In the distance I saw a lorry approaching quite quickly; a new experience for my pupil.
Me: OK, what could we do to reduce risk in this situation?
Pupil: Sh*t! Cover my eyes and try not to panic!
It could have been worse – that first exclamation mark could have been a comma.